bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE
we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive
- Me: I need to get an A on this test
- Me: Doesn't study
a cute date would be going to a museum tripping on LSD and talking to each other about how we perceive the artwork.
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
birds have the perfect thigh gap