faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

“Be like snow; beautiful but cold.”

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byzantienne:

danadelions:

so. I visited my cousin’s apartment today

this person has been infested by the most adorable fluffy parasites EVER and I want one

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

mean-mouth:

Finished.

mean-mouth:

Finished.

“Ok so why the fuck…..”

Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via socialnutterfly)

sturmtruppen:

this is some anime bullshit

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

theborgresistance:

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

#im gonna keep reblogging until someone does it

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)